You decide to get coffee on your way home but you spill it all over yourself and decide fuck it im going back to sleep, covered in stale coffee and Curve and still unshowered from your stress sweats and stale cigarettes and the many various well beverages you and others spilled on yourself the night before, then wake up at 7 pm and stare at the wall wishing for death. In this moment you feel so awful that all you can do is go to cvs and get gatorade but you’re still drunk at the store and realize how bad you smell from last night so you go to the fragrance aisle and just blast yourself with every different version of Curve, etc which obviously makes shit only worse.
So I’ve been trying to really capture it and this morning it hit me: he smells like when you wake up at 1 PM after spending your night going from dive bar to dive bar all with indoor smoking so your hair etc has that awful stale smoke smell but you also lost a shoe at some point and don’t remember what happened last night so you’re also sweating profusely and it’s stress sweat so it smells really bad. I really think katie will thrive without Tom. Does that make him BAD? Idk but he never had respect for their relationship and I think so much of Katie’s negativity came from her unhappiness with Tom and lack of control in that relationship. anywhere near as attractive as the girls in their orbit so I am not bragging like we pulled 😘 no, what I mean is after that encounter I cannot IMAGINE how much shit this man gets into and I honestly felt exhausted and sad for Katie by proxy.
And no offense to us, just being realistic, we aren’t like…. Well I’ve never met Katie, but I met Schwartz at a club appearance and all my friends and I had to do was yell “BUBBA!!!” and the man literally turned around and pulled his pants down and showed us the bubba tattoo before asking us if we wanted to go swim in the pool in the casino/get out of there so many times that Sandoval had to come get him (Sandoval smells confirmed) and drag him away.
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